Getting a text/invite from a person you don't like:
I guess I should get out of bed now...
I woke up at 9:30.
Now It’s 11:00.
Skyrim, and when your friends are convinced you are summoned by dicks
- Lyth: Some people are Dragonborn and can mimick the cry of dragons. NEON IS DICKBORN, DESTINED TO HEED THE CALL OF DICKS.
- Fanny: DICKVAHKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
- Neon: DSHJVVVJSBKJANFSASDFHDB
- Cat: never made it to 2012
- Fanny: FUS RO COCK
- Neon: I JUST SCREAMED AUDIBLY
- Neon: DYING
- Lyth: YOL TOR DIIIIICKS
- Neon: STOP PLEASE
- Neon: I CAN'T HANDLE
- Neon: THIS MANY DICK JOKES AT 7:30AM
- Lyth: I'M SORRY BBY
- Lyth: YOU ABSORB THE SOULS OF FLYING DICK MONSTERS
- Lyth: ...
- Lyth: It's strange how well "SUCK A COOOOCK" would just work as a shout.