padapooper: anybody wanna write me some good ol’ fashioned top!dean??? I will. Everyone knows I write the best smut anyways. Ahem: Dean got on top of Cas who was hung like eleven stallions (whatever da fuq dat means) and he was all “OOOOH BABY YEAH YEAH. UNF UNF.” Which made Dean all excited so they did it and Dean was really good at it because he does it a lot so he’s...
convos with my 80 yr old grandpa season 1 episode 1
grandpa: what's this hungary james movie that everyone's talking about
me: no pop, it's hunger games
grandpa: hunger what?
me: hunger GAMES
grandpa: hungry gays?
me: yes pop, yes
grandpa: well if they stopped spending their lunch money on hair gel maybe they wouldn't be so hungry
I get mod podge on my hands every time I pull...
Miss J, you little narcissist